Sooners vs. Iowa State

The Sooners had an extra week to stew on the juices of the devastating K-State loss. They not only wasted the best called game of the season by Jabba the Heupel (that final goal line opportunity excepted) and the best game by far for Trevor Knight, our boys also completely shit on any and all chance to get in the four team playoff.

Having now come to this realization will the Sooners respond by whipping the shit out of the below average Cyclones? Or will they sulk around with their bottom lips stuck out feeling sorry for themselves. It had damn sure better be the former.

OFFENSE

As mentioned, the Sooners are coming off their most "dynamic" performance of the season. They racked up 500 yards, Trevor Knight hit about 80% of his passes and, at times, they were able to move quickly and easily down the field.

This group is still deeply flawed.

For instance, the no huddle does more harm than good when you have no clue what you are running when you get to the line of scrimmage. The only thing that meets the definition of  hurry up is the last 6 seconds of the play clock. Nobody outside of Sterling Sheperd and Blake Bell seem capable of catching a forward pass on the reg.

Still, they should be able to overcome these flaws against Iowa State. I look for Trevor Knight to have another good game. I think the staff feels comfortable again in cutting him loose a little. Cody Thomas showed he can step in and command the offense if need be. And, lest we forget, no title shot this year means you can throw caution to the wind with Knight's health. The real exciting news for me is the presumed return of Keith Ford.

I'm going to throw a little audible here with my OPOG prediction and go Blake Bell. If the Sooners needed to learn anything from K-State it's that you have to score TD's in the red zone. Hopefully they spent the last two weeks figuring out how to do that without handing the ball off and running straight up the middle. That's why I'm taking Bell. I want to see that play action bootleg action with Bell running to the boundary. It works in the NFL about 95% of the time and it, gasp, plays to the strength of your players.

DEFENSE

Lost in the unbelievable Honeycut pant-shitting was the fact that had he made his chip shot field goal the Wildcats still would have had four minutes to try to score and win. And if you need evidence to believe they would have done it just look at how they spent their time killing the clock stomping on the collective dicks of Sooner Nation. They ran seven plays, went 22 yards and killed the whole fricking clock.

They toyed with the defense. It was a cat playing with a yarn ball. Oh the 'Cats need 6 yards on 3rd? They get seven and make it look easy. The Sooners are playing the option read? OK. How about faking that then stepping back into a drop back pass and hitting someone wide open down the middle for 60?

And it was like that all day. This defense has serious problems. Notably, they don't seem to have much idea what's coming at them and their best option, blitzing, is backfiring so badly they are now apparently afraid to try it. However, they are not afraid at all to burn a timeout. Two on the same play if need be. If it's the first drive of the third quarter, so be it. That's the cost of doing business.

Yikes. The Sooners need to get something resembling MOJO back today. Again, I'll pick someone off the standard play sheet. I'm going Jordan Evans here. He occasionally shows flashes. Maybe he forces and/or scoops a fumble and takes it to the house.

SCORE

Well, in spite of my doom and gloom I think the Sooners do come out and make a statement today and start mopping up their soilings from two weeks ago. I think they kick the shit out of the Cyclones and win this one going away, 42-14.

Boomer to the motherfuckin Sooner.

Iowa State

Back again from untamed India, land of tigers, elephants, and unformed stools. As part of my vacation experience I was fortunate enough to miss the KState game. I did read a recap and it sounds like it was an all time classic ball-stomp. The normally reliable Honeycunt failed to come through so many times he'd be falling back on that communications degree if this were the NFL. What a bummer, and it looked like Knight had a reasonably good game. I could well be misinterpreting everything but this is the best I could glean from a recap and box score. Anyway, this weeks post will be brief again but next week should be back up to sub-par crap (from pure dogshit). I don't know a ton about ISU. I know they've lost some stinkers but have played some teams tough. Calzone Mangino is guiding their offense as deftly as he plates up at a buffet. I think it will be a challenge today on the road. I hope the sooners can right the ship and get things going again.

Offense

It's getting awfully hard not to pick Sterling Sheppard. Knight looks to him on nearly every passing down. To Sheppard's credit, he's been pretty lights out. I'm not going to even attempt to resist that temptation and am picking Sterling to have a big day in Ames.

Defense

I'm going with Dominique Alexander here. I think he's due to have a nice day, with no real meaningful thought behind that pick. I like him, and that's enough for me today. (This is exceptionally weak shit today, wow).

Score

Apologies for the garbage today. My trip is coming to a close and with my beloved Royals narrowly missing the completion of their Disney movie, I've paid nearly zero attention to the sports world. That said I still like the Sooners in this one. If they can't win on the road at Iowa State, the problems are much bigger than anyone might've thought. I like OU to get it done with a solid rebound, 34-20.

Boomer to the Motherfuckin Sooner. 

OU - K State

Apologies, folks. This week I've been as worthless as OU's first half offense was against Texas and haven't put shit up on the board here. Nate's in India presumably getting smashed off fermented coconut milk and hanging out with the Growler monkeys, flinging feces at passersby. So I thought I had some time. Well, a win is a win. I'd rather be 5-1 than 4-2 at this point in the game so let's take that golden cowboy hat and haul ass back up to Norman. We have a big one here this week against the Ol' Turtleneck. This one's going to be tough. The Wildcats still have a guy named Lockett who, last time we played, made a mockery of our defense and almost scored himself a trip to New York. OFFENSE Um, we have to get better on first down. And second. And third. I'm really trying to remember a 2nd and short opportunity. TFrye likened Heupel to the dude from A Beautiful Mind where, if something doesn't go just so, he gets all discombobulated. I think that's giving way too much credit. I think Heupel's drawing with crayons on the back of an Applebee's kids menu up in the booth while the defense stays on the field for six minutes at a time. Anyway, I'm going Trevor Knight here. I think he shows signs of, er, something this week. It's at home, big game. Hopefully he can get settled in. DEFENSE Man these guys have got to stop being their own worst enemy on third down. They have to get off the field. K State will try to bruise them and Lockett will possibly make Zack Sanchez look like a cardboard cutout. I'm going Eric Motherfuckin Striker here. Let's blitz a little. Get them out of their gameplan a little bit. SCORE I'm going 24-21 here in a game closer than the score would indicate. BOOMER TO THE MOTHERFUCKIN SOONER

K State

Greetings from balmy India on this fine Saturday. That's right, this post comes all the way from the Asian continent. Not to mention it is being (sub-optimally) typed out on my phone. As a result of time discrepancies and international charges etc., the superbly done steamroller chat will not be produced this week. However, I can promise this post will be similarly half-assed and markedly more concise. The predictions are going to be short so that I might go back to my quest of procuring horrific diarrhea and sweating.

Offense

The offense, as you may have noticed has been pretty terrible lately. Nearly nothing has worked and the Trevor Knight Clinic presented courtesy of Alabama has been off the air since its initial debut. Bottom line is I have no real idea who to pick so in an "as-good-as-someone-else" mode of selection, I pick Blake Bell. I mean, he's done nearly nothing all season, so it makes sense. Errrr, gameplan, scheme (trailing off...)

Defense

After promising early season returns, it appears the Crimson defensive juggernaut has rescinded to the soft, absent on third down unit we've grown to despise over the last, oh, decade plus. I'm taking Eric Motherfuckin Striker. Haven't picked him in a while so, might as well.

Score

After making texas look respectable last week, I have almost zero confidence against Bill Snyder's minions. However I rubbed a statue of a hat-wearing elephant with 12 arms yesterday and it told me OU will win this one 27-21. Come back next week for 300 more words of hasty drivel!

Boomer to the Motherfuckin Sooner

Red River Rivalry

Oklahoma Sooners v. TCU Horned Frogs

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Sooners vs. West Virginia

Big game here today you guys.
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