Bedlam

Bedlam. Nuff said. The Sooners are in control of their own destiny. The Cowboys are wasted turds. However, OSU is like a rattlesnake this year. They’re harmless if they’re handled correctly and dangerous when taken lightly. At best, they are a homeless man’s version of Texas Tech.

Meanwhile the Sooners are happy to have survived in Lubbock. They exposed a frightening lack of depth on defense and a new capacity for self inflicted wounds.

OFFENSE

Keep on trucking, man. I’m riding the hot hand with Trey Sermon for the simple fact that when he is on it’s beautiful to watch. He has tremendous vision and giving up 8+ years to him repeatedly is punishing to the opposing defense. An effective dose of Trey Sermon is going to be demoralizing to the Cowboys. I can’t wait.

While we’re here can CeeDee Lamb keep his fucking head on straight, please? He could be the best wide receiver in the country. He needs to do nothing besides play the game. No more self destruction, please.

DEFENSE

This version of OSU is their worst in years. They have one good player that they don’t know how to use in Justice Hill. The reason he is so innefective is because Taylor “Corndog” Cornelius is the worst quarterback OSU has had in recent memory. They also don’t have any good wide receivers.

Of course nobody could make these jackals look like world beaters quite like the Sooners if they don’t have their shit together. We need Bookie, we need Tre Brown. For my DPOG I’m going Jalen Redmond because the Sooners definitely need some push up front.

THE SCORE

The saving grace is this one is at home. The Sooners cruise. The Cowboys are ass.

Sooners 42 Cowboys 24

Boomer to the motherfuckin Sooner.